Welcome back to our random draw smash interview. Tonight we will be interviewing one of out high ranks of the crew, direct from the Fire Emblem, Marth!

Marth: Good to be here.

Let the interview begin!

Peach: So, how old are you?
Marth: Its a secret.
Ness: Why?
Marth: It just is.
Fox: Your style is so elegant, whats your secret?
Marth: Well I'd tell you, but tis a secret.
All: .......
Marth: Just kidding, Its all in the distance, my tip is extra sharpened to optimal performance at a edge-close range
Falco: Why can't your sword set people on fire?
Marth: I don't need useless accessories to kick ass.
Roy: I didn't ask for my sword to do this, plus I believe I'm pretty badass in my own right.
Game&Watch: *beep* *ding*
Marth: What?
Game&Watch: *BEEP*......*DING*
Marth: I am not concieted!! My skills give me reason to gloat.
Zelda: But you over-shadow your own partner...
Marth: I didn't mean for it to happen, I'm just too awesome!
Link: I think Roy is better.
Samus: He's cuter too.
Marth: You must be a dude.
Samus: You wanna lose your manhood, I have a blade in this thing.
Marth: N--no m'am
Bowser: Are you gay?
Marth: NO!
Nana: Really?
Marth: Yes!
Kirby: So you are gay.
Marth: I'm not gay!
Ganondorf: Your also a lightweight, must be a femme
Peach: I know someone who would love Marth! They would make a cute couple!
Marth: I am not getting fresh with some damn shrooms!---A-ANDIMNOTGAY!!!(and i'm not gay)
Roy: ...
Marth: Who are you looking at!?
Roy: So that explains it.
Marth: Explains what?
Roy: You work so hard on you mastery to get out of the pain of your insecurities.
Marth: W-what about you. How do we know that YOU not gay!?
Roy: I'm dating Samus.
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Roy: So Math, how does it feel being a dick.
Marth: Its MARTH! M-A-R-T-H!
Captian Falcon: Marth is starting to seem....
Zelda: Overrated.
Luigi: And fruity!
Marth: Why are you all doubting my skill!!??
Samus: Because your skills are not as skillful as they seem.
Marth: Shut up, I'm badass!!!
Young Link: We know, your just not as badass as people say you are.
Marth: Watch your mouth you...you--*cries*
Bowser: You know, he hasn't denied his homosexuality in a while now.
Marth: I'm not gay, you sons of bitc....*sob*
Roy: Wow this guy can't take critisism very well.
Peach: And he's in denial.

Due to awkward circumstances, this interview has to be cut short. Come back next time for uor next random draw interview! See you!
Credits: Partial credit goes to Centaurman for birth of concept.

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Welcome to the next installment of the random draw Smash Interview. Tonight we will be interviewing a very good fighter, the Mushroom Kingdom's hero's brother, Luigi!!

Luigi: ...................

Let the interview begin!!

Marth: Why is Mario better than you.
Luigi: He's better than me?
Marth: From what I hear....
Luigi: Well, actually-
Mario: Luigi has some-a problems to work out before he is even close to being better than me.
Luigi: Shut up Mario, this is-a my interview!!
Mario: But I have taken the-a previledge to spek for you.
Luigi: I am a grown man Mario, I don't need your help!!
Mario: Nonsense, you will al-a-ways need me!
Luigi: Why don't you go fix a toilet, bastard!
Mario: LUIGI!!
Luigi: Mario is in no way better than me, he is a selfish, controlling son of a bitch who needs-a a punch every now and then to keep-a him in place!

Roy: Why don't you ever save the Princess?
Luigi: Mario assigns me to the-a side-kick jobs.
Mario: Thats because Luigi is a side-kick!
Luigi: NO I AM NOT!!! Just because I provide backup, that means that I am a side-kick--BULLSHIT!
Pikachu: Pika?
Luigi: What?
Ganondorf: Why do you float when you jump.
Luigi: Italian secret.
Mario: Its all in the-a shoes!!
Luigi: Dammit Mario!!
Link: You seem so down today, why?
Luigi: *Glares at Mario*
Mario: What?

Ness: Okay, you had a chance to prove that you are a hero by starring in your own game, but you ended up vacuuming ghost, whats with that?
Luigi: *Glares at Mario*
Mario: What?
Luigi: Mario insisted that we-a try a new deal with the-a haunted mansion. Its was low budget and Mario did not-a have to worry about the-a princess.
Samus: I don't see whats so good about Mario, you are a lot more cute Luigi.
Luigi: Thank you.
Mario: Whats he got that I don't!?
Samus: He's taller. I don't like short men.
Peach: *laughs*
Mario: *blushes*
Luigi: *smiles*
Mario: You got a fine guy by your side, Luigi.
Samus: I'm a woman.
Luigi: I'm not gay!
Mario: But you two make such a good couple!!
Samus: *hits Mario in groin*
Mario: !!!!!!!!!!
Peach: Now he's even smaller!!
Everyone, but Mario: *laughs*
Fox: You know what, Luigi is right, why is Mario in the spotlight?
Falco: Yeah, Luigi is way cooler!
Mario: H-hey!!
Bowser: He doesn't get on my nerves like you do!!
Yoshi: Yoshi!!!
Captain Falcon: He's not a mean!
Zelda: He's more handsome!
Mr. Game&Watch: *Beep*
Mario: Enough!! I have-a had it! Luigi, me, you, here, now!!
Luigi: I didn't say anything though...
Mario: I have to teach you a lesson.
Link: If you want to go to him, you gotta go through me!
Zelda: And me!
Nana: And me!
Yoshi: Yosh!!
Captain Falcon: And the rest of us!!
Mario: *Gulp*
Peach: GET HIM!!!

*Mario gets jumped by everyone--even Doctor Mario*

Well, this has gotten out of hand, I'm gonna get my licks in before they break it up. Come back next time for our next random draw interview. See you next time!!
Credits: Partial credit goes to Centaurman for birth of concept.

Welcome, due to some motor difficulties, Marth cannot star in the interview. Instead, we will be having with a fierce veteran of Smash Bros, The man in green....
Link!!

Luigi: *sobing softly*

Let the interview begin!!

Luigi: Why are you "The man in green" now?
Link: Who are you?
Peach: How can you carry all of that equipment and be formidable in battle?
Link: I thought everyone did that. I'm the only one?
Peach: All I have are utilities and Toad.
Toad: ...........................
Link: I think he's dead.
Peach: Oh! Your right! I can just get another, no problem!
Link: Your really fucked up, you know that?
Peach: *giggle*

Samus: Are you really in love with Zelda?
Zelda: *smiles*
Link: ZELDA!? Hell no!
Zelda: *sobing*
Marth: With a lifetime of saving chicks, how can you not feel something?
Link: Oh, I have feeling for someone, but definitely NOT Zelda.
Zelda: *down right crying*
Nana: Who do you "like" like
Link: This girl I met many years ago named Din, I would have told her something, but she was often too busy dancing.
Mario: What is so special about the-a Master Sword.
Link: I don't know really, but it looks cool!
Ganondorf: ......................
Young Link: When do I reach puberty?
Link: Who are you?
Zelda: Bastard.
Link: Hi Zelda, whats up?
Pichu: PICHU!
Link: I don't know who or where my parents are...
Roy: Have you ever wondered?
Link: A few times here or there.
Ganondorf: He cries every time.
Link: I can make your ass cry, bitch.
Ganondorf: ......................
Sheik: Bastard.
Link: Zelda.....?

*Ass whipping scene*

Link: Ow, what was that for?
Zelda: LOVE ME!!!!
Link: Zelda?
Zelda: i'M BEAUTIFUL, LOVE ME!!!!!
Ness: Better keep switch blades far away from that woman.
Bowser: Very far away.
Falco: Why do you yell and grunt all the time.
Link: Hero needs his battlecry, or else he'd be a heroine.
All male charcaters(and Sheik): *laughing while giving each other daps*
Samus: Why are you such a dick?
Link: Because I have one.

*Ass whipping scene*

Link: Why does everyone beat me?
Fox: Because you give them reason to.
Link: Hey, I'm the savior of Hyrule, I should get to say whatever the hell I want.
Ness: Hm.. Good point.
Marth: Seeing you get beat up by women, you must be pretty weak.
Link: Pardon? Is that a challenge
Marth: No, a promise.
Link: *Laughs*

Fight Scene...

Marth: Bitch.
Link: Still think I'm weak?
Roy: Woah Marth! Kick your ass!
Marth: Shut up, you second rate bastard!

Fight Scene...

Marth: *cries*
Link: Hey, wasn't I supposed to star in this interview?
Popo: No one cares anymore.
LInk: Ow.

Well, thats it, come back next time for our next random draw interview. Farewell smashers!
Credits: Partial credit goes to Centaurman for birth of concept.

This is a preloader tutorial, I'm not gonna waste time and effort to make a flash, mainly because its a waste of time and effort.

Enjoy.

Step 1. Make a 100 frame movie clip. It must be exactly 100 frames, it can have layers, animation or whatever you want, as long as the timeline ends at 100 frames.

Step 2. Put the Movie clip in the first two frames of the movie. They MUST be in the exact same position, or it'll look really fucked up when loading. An easy method to do this is before the second frame is made, position the movie clip in, then right click the timeline on the second input and put in "Insert Keyframe". Badda bing, badda boom.

Step 3. Make a Blank Keyframe in the third space. Go to "Properties" and where it says <Frame Label>, put in "start".

Step 4. Input the following Italic words in the "Actions" window OF THE FIRST FRAME, not the second frame, nor the movie clip.

totalBytes = Math.round(getBytesTotal()/1024);
loadedBytes = Math.round(getBytesLoaded()/1024);
percentDone = Math.round((loadedBytes/totalBytes)*10 0);
if (_root._framesloaded>=_root._totalfram es) {
gotoAndPlay("start");
}

This means that its rounding up the math, and that on this frame it will show it while counting up the bytes loaded to the total bytes. The total bytes are also divided by the loaded bytes to work up a precentage, explainng the *100. When the bytes loaded is numerically equal to the total bytes, then the movie will goto the frame labeled "start" and play. Be sure that you type in the EXACT way you spelled start, it is case sensitive meaning that if if you named the third frame "Start" and put "start" in the action script, it will not work, because there is an uppercase "S" in the frame label, but a lowercase "s" in the script.

Step 5. Input the following Italic words in the "Actions" window of the second frame.

gotoAndPlay(1);

When the first frame is played it will instantly move on, this makes it so that when it does, the movie will be forced back to the first frame until the loading is complete and then it jumps to the third frame, full-proof, right?

EXTRA STEPS FOR EXTRA EFFORT:
These steps are required if you want the movie clip to go at the same rate as the loading (one frame for 1% loaded, 25 frames for 25% loaded and so on), like how you see a loading bar.

Ex Step 1. Input the following Italic words in the "Actions" window of BOTH of the movie clips (the one in frame 1 and 2)

onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
gotoAndPlay(_root.percentDone);
}

This means, when the movie clip is played, it will enter it and play it frame for % loaded. Remember to put it in both movie clips, because if you put them in just one, then the movie clip won't animate while loading

Thats it!
Was it useful?
You can always see if its working by going to "Control", "Test Movie" and when your at the tested movie, go to "View", "Simulate Download".