Welcome to the next installment of the random draw Smash Interview. Tonight we will be interviewing a very good fighter, the Mushroom Kingdom's hero's brother, Luigi!!

Luigi: ...................

Let the interview begin!!

Marth: Why is Mario better than you.
Luigi: He's better than me?
Marth: From what I hear....
Luigi: Well, actually-
Mario: Luigi has some-a problems to work out before he is even close to being better than me.
Luigi: Shut up Mario, this is-a my interview!!
Mario: But I have taken the-a previledge to spek for you.
Luigi: I am a grown man Mario, I don't need your help!!
Mario: Nonsense, you will al-a-ways need me!
Luigi: Why don't you go fix a toilet, bastard!
Mario: LUIGI!!
Luigi: Mario is in no way better than me, he is a selfish, controlling son of a bitch who needs-a a punch every now and then to keep-a him in place!

Roy: Why don't you ever save the Princess?
Luigi: Mario assigns me to the-a side-kick jobs.
Mario: Thats because Luigi is a side-kick!
Luigi: NO I AM NOT!!! Just because I provide backup, that means that I am a side-kick--BULLSHIT!
Pikachu: Pika?
Luigi: What?
Ganondorf: Why do you float when you jump.
Luigi: Italian secret.
Mario: Its all in the-a shoes!!
Luigi: Dammit Mario!!
Link: You seem so down today, why?
Luigi: *Glares at Mario*
Mario: What?

Ness: Okay, you had a chance to prove that you are a hero by starring in your own game, but you ended up vacuuming ghost, whats with that?
Luigi: *Glares at Mario*
Mario: What?
Luigi: Mario insisted that we-a try a new deal with the-a haunted mansion. Its was low budget and Mario did not-a have to worry about the-a princess.
Samus: I don't see whats so good about Mario, you are a lot more cute Luigi.
Luigi: Thank you.
Mario: Whats he got that I don't!?
Samus: He's taller. I don't like short men.
Peach: *laughs*
Mario: *blushes*
Luigi: *smiles*
Mario: You got a fine guy by your side, Luigi.
Samus: I'm a woman.
Luigi: I'm not gay!
Mario: But you two make such a good couple!!
Samus: *hits Mario in groin*
Mario: !!!!!!!!!!
Peach: Now he's even smaller!!
Everyone, but Mario: *laughs*
Fox: You know what, Luigi is right, why is Mario in the spotlight?
Falco: Yeah, Luigi is way cooler!
Mario: H-hey!!
Bowser: He doesn't get on my nerves like you do!!
Yoshi: Yoshi!!!
Captain Falcon: He's not a mean!
Zelda: He's more handsome!
Mr. Game&Watch: *Beep*
Mario: Enough!! I have-a had it! Luigi, me, you, here, now!!
Luigi: I didn't say anything though...
Mario: I have to teach you a lesson.
Link: If you want to go to him, you gotta go through me!
Zelda: And me!
Nana: And me!
Yoshi: Yosh!!
Captain Falcon: And the rest of us!!
Mario: *Gulp*
Peach: GET HIM!!!

*Mario gets jumped by everyone--even Doctor Mario*

Well, this has gotten out of hand, I'm gonna get my licks in before they break it up. Come back next time for our next random draw interview. See you next time!!
Credits: Partial credit goes to Centaurman for birth of concept.