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Smash Interview #04

Posted by knuxrouge - October 15th, 2007


Welcome back to our random draw smash interview. Tonight we will be interviewing one of out high ranks of the crew, direct from the Fire Emblem, Marth!

Marth: Good to be here.

Let the interview begin!

Peach: So, how old are you?
Marth: Its a secret.
Ness: Why?
Marth: It just is.
Fox: Your style is so elegant, whats your secret?
Marth: Well I'd tell you, but tis a secret.
All: .......
Marth: Just kidding, Its all in the distance, my tip is extra sharpened to optimal performance at a edge-close range
Falco: Why can't your sword set people on fire?
Marth: I don't need useless accessories to kick ass.
Roy: I didn't ask for my sword to do this, plus I believe I'm pretty badass in my own right.
Game&Watch: *beep* *ding*
Marth: What?
Game&Watch: *BEEP*......*DING*
Marth: I am not concieted!! My skills give me reason to gloat.
Zelda: But you over-shadow your own partner...
Marth: I didn't mean for it to happen, I'm just too awesome!
Link: I think Roy is better.
Samus: He's cuter too.
Marth: You must be a dude.
Samus: You wanna lose your manhood, I have a blade in this thing.
Marth: N--no m'am
Bowser: Are you gay?
Marth: NO!
Nana: Really?
Marth: Yes!
Kirby: So you are gay.
Marth: I'm not gay!
Ganondorf: Your also a lightweight, must be a femme
Peach: I know someone who would love Marth! They would make a cute couple!
Marth: I am not getting fresh with some damn shrooms!---A-ANDIMNOTGAY!!!(and i'm not gay)
Roy: ...
Marth: Who are you looking at!?
Roy: So that explains it.
Marth: Explains what?
Roy: You work so hard on you mastery to get out of the pain of your insecurities.
Marth: W-what about you. How do we know that YOU not gay!?
Roy: I'm dating Samus.
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...
...
Roy: So Math, how does it feel being a dick.
Marth: Its MARTH! M-A-R-T-H!
Captian Falcon: Marth is starting to seem....
Zelda: Overrated.
Luigi: And fruity!
Marth: Why are you all doubting my skill!!??
Samus: Because your skills are not as skillful as they seem.
Marth: Shut up, I'm badass!!!
Young Link: We know, your just not as badass as people say you are.
Marth: Watch your mouth you...you--*cries*
Bowser: You know, he hasn't denied his homosexuality in a while now.
Marth: I'm not gay, you sons of bitc....*sob*
Roy: Wow this guy can't take critisism very well.
Peach: And he's in denial.

Due to awkward circumstances, this interview has to be cut short. Come back next time for uor next random draw interview! See you!
Credits: Partial credit goes to Centaurman for birth of concept.


Comments

Haha, I thought that had plenty of funny in it. I bypassed the chuckle you expected, and went straight on to laughter. Poor Math.

Thank You, I guess I'm a bit hard on myself.

W()()T, That pwned. Like all your Interviews...They are prettay kewl. =]

i like people who do interviews

Hey, get this, the SBBC dont want me posting my scenarios anymore!

Why?

Nvm, I dont care about it anymore anyway. So are you back for good?

GAY!

Yes Marth, your a badass, in Japan. Which pretty much means your gay. Wait, did Kirby just talk? O_O