Welcome, due to some motor difficulties, Marth cannot star in the interview. Instead, we will be having with a fierce veteran of Smash Bros, The man in green....
Link!!

Luigi: *sobing softly*

Let the interview begin!!

Luigi: Why are you "The man in green" now?
Link: Who are you?
Peach: How can you carry all of that equipment and be formidable in battle?
Link: I thought everyone did that. I'm the only one?
Peach: All I have are utilities and Toad.
Toad: ...........................
Link: I think he's dead.
Peach: Oh! Your right! I can just get another, no problem!
Link: Your really fucked up, you know that?
Peach: *giggle*

Samus: Are you really in love with Zelda?
Zelda: *smiles*
Link: ZELDA!? Hell no!
Zelda: *sobing*
Marth: With a lifetime of saving chicks, how can you not feel something?
Link: Oh, I have feeling for someone, but definitely NOT Zelda.
Zelda: *down right crying*
Nana: Who do you "like" like
Link: This girl I met many years ago named Din, I would have told her something, but she was often too busy dancing.
Mario: What is so special about the-a Master Sword.
Link: I don't know really, but it looks cool!
Ganondorf: ......................
Young Link: When do I reach puberty?
Link: Who are you?
Zelda: Bastard.
Link: Hi Zelda, whats up?
Pichu: PICHU!
Link: I don't know who or where my parents are...
Roy: Have you ever wondered?
Link: A few times here or there.
Ganondorf: He cries every time.
Link: I can make your ass cry, bitch.
Ganondorf: ......................
Sheik: Bastard.
Link: Zelda.....?

*Ass whipping scene*

Link: Ow, what was that for?
Zelda: LOVE ME!!!!
Link: Zelda?
Zelda: i'M BEAUTIFUL, LOVE ME!!!!!
Ness: Better keep switch blades far away from that woman.
Bowser: Very far away.
Falco: Why do you yell and grunt all the time.
Link: Hero needs his battlecry, or else he'd be a heroine.
All male charcaters(and Sheik): *laughing while giving each other daps*
Samus: Why are you such a dick?
Link: Because I have one.

*Ass whipping scene*

Link: Why does everyone beat me?
Fox: Because you give them reason to.
Link: Hey, I'm the savior of Hyrule, I should get to say whatever the hell I want.
Ness: Hm.. Good point.
Marth: Seeing you get beat up by women, you must be pretty weak.
Link: Pardon? Is that a challenge
Marth: No, a promise.
Link: *Laughs*

Fight Scene...

Marth: Bitch.
Link: Still think I'm weak?
Roy: Woah Marth! Kick your ass!
Marth: Shut up, you second rate bastard!

Fight Scene...

Marth: *cries*
Link: Hey, wasn't I supposed to star in this interview?
Popo: No one cares anymore.
LInk: Ow.

Well, thats it, come back next time for our next random draw interview. Farewell smashers!
Credits: Partial credit goes to Centaurman for birth of concept.