Welcome back to our random draw smash interview. Tonight we will be interviewing one of out high ranks of the crew, direct from the Fire Emblem, Marth!

Marth: Good to be here.

Let the interview begin!

Peach: So, how old are you?
Marth: Its a secret.
Ness: Why?
Marth: It just is.
Fox: Your style is so elegant, whats your secret?
Marth: Well I'd tell you, but tis a secret.
All: .......
Marth: Just kidding, Its all in the distance, my tip is extra sharpened to optimal performance at a edge-close range
Falco: Why can't your sword set people on fire?
Marth: I don't need useless accessories to kick ass.
Roy: I didn't ask for my sword to do this, plus I believe I'm pretty badass in my own right.
Game&Watch: *beep* *ding*
Marth: What?
Game&Watch: *BEEP*......*DING*
Marth: I am not concieted!! My skills give me reason to gloat.
Zelda: But you over-shadow your own partner...
Marth: I didn't mean for it to happen, I'm just too awesome!
Link: I think Roy is better.
Samus: He's cuter too.
Marth: You must be a dude.
Samus: You wanna lose your manhood, I have a blade in this thing.
Marth: N--no m'am
Bowser: Are you gay?
Marth: NO!
Nana: Really?
Marth: Yes!
Kirby: So you are gay.
Marth: I'm not gay!
Ganondorf: Your also a lightweight, must be a femme
Peach: I know someone who would love Marth! They would make a cute couple!
Marth: I am not getting fresh with some damn shrooms!---A-ANDIMNOTGAY!!!(and i'm not gay)
Roy: ...
Marth: Who are you looking at!?
Roy: So that explains it.
Marth: Explains what?
Roy: You work so hard on you mastery to get out of the pain of your insecurities.
Marth: W-what about you. How do we know that YOU not gay!?
Roy: I'm dating Samus.
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Roy: So Math, how does it feel being a dick.
Marth: Its MARTH! M-A-R-T-H!
Captian Falcon: Marth is starting to seem....
Zelda: Overrated.
Luigi: And fruity!
Marth: Why are you all doubting my skill!!??
Samus: Because your skills are not as skillful as they seem.
Marth: Shut up, I'm badass!!!
Young Link: We know, your just not as badass as people say you are.
Marth: Watch your mouth you...you--*cries*
Bowser: You know, he hasn't denied his homosexuality in a while now.
Marth: I'm not gay, you sons of bitc....*sob*
Roy: Wow this guy can't take critisism very well.
Peach: And he's in denial.

Due to awkward circumstances, this interview has to be cut short. Come back next time for uor next random draw interview! See you!
Credits: Partial credit goes to Centaurman for birth of concept.